FOOD FUCKING REVIEW

LISTEN UP ASSHOLES. 

I WAS GONNA MAKE A REVIEW OF THIS DELICIOUS ASS IN N OUT CHEESEBURGER BUT IT WAS SO GOOD THAT I FORGOT TO TAKE A PICTURE UNTIL I WAS ALMOST FUCKING DONE. SO FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.

IN N OUT IS LIKE MY FAMILY OKAY ASSHOLES. I GOT A NUMBER 2 MEAL WHICH A FUCKING CHEESEBURGER, FRIES AND DRINK, EXCEPT I DIDN’T WANT NO ASS JUICE SODA, I WANTED A FUCKING CHOCOLATE SHAKE.

SO FUCK YOU.

IN N OUT BURGERS ARE MADE WITH LOVE AND PUSSY JUICE THAT’S HOW FUCKING GOOD THEY ARE OKAY YOU DON’T FUCK AROUND WITH IN N OUT. I HAVE NEVER HAD A BAD IN N OUT BURGER. I’M PRETTY SURE THAT’S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE.

MY HANDS WERE PRACTICALLY SHAKING AS I ATE THIS SEXY BABE BECAUSE I WAS ANTICIPATING IT. YOU DON’T WANNA KNOW HOW MY MOUTH WAS WATERING. I THINK IF I WAS ONE OF THOSE FUCKING PEOPLE WHO CANT CONTROL THEMSELVES I WOULD HAVE DROWNED IN MY OWN SALIVA.

AFTER EATING THAT BURGER I WOULD DRINK MY SALIVA THOUGH NOT GONNA LIE IT WAS SO GOOD I ALMOST SHIT MY PANTS.

ALMOST.

THE MEAT AND VEGGIES ALL TASTED LIKE THE SKIN OF THE BABY OF LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE AND EMMA STONE OR SOME SHIT OK THEY ARE SOME BABE ASS BABES YOU KNOW THAT BURGER WAS DELICIOUS. THE BUN WAS JUST THE RIGHT THICKNESS TO NOT OVERPOWER ANYTHING BUT IT KEPT ITS SHIT TOGETHER YOU FEEL ME?

AND THAT SHAKE.

OH GODDAMN.

IT WAS ICE CREAM CUM, I SWEAR. IT DIDN’T TASTE LIKE NO HERSHEY’S SYRUP ASSHOLE CHOCOLATE MILK, NO, THIS WAS MADE WITH ICE CREAM MADE FROM THE MILK OF KITTENS OR SOME SHIT, I COULDN’T STOP DRINKING IT. YOU DON’T GET TIRED OF IT. I COULD HAVE DRANK A CAR FULL OF MILKSHAKE AND THEN I WOULD HAVE JUST CUM IN MY PANTS UNTIL I DIED FROM CUM SUFFOCATION.

FUCK YOU. I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH IN N OUT.

6/5

FUCK

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    lmfao…
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    This person speaks the trutha!!!
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    I’m dying. oh my god.
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    basically the most accurate review ever. I wish they opened at 9 am cause i’m really hungry now. I’m going to lunch...
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